February 2012
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mockingjaypatronus:
do you know that one person you follow
and they follow you back
and you really want to be friends with them
but you can’t because you’re too awkward so instead you just like all their posts and stalk them from afar
"So, Simba... take us through a day in the life of...
obsessedwithtlk:
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Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
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teacher: have a nice weekend
me: dont tell me what to do
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
Character 1 from OTP: Hey.
Character 2 from OTP: Hello.
Me: Their sexual tension is killing me